12 Sweet and Funny Love Quotes for the Romantic in All of Us

 Sweet, Funny Love Quotes for Your Inner Romantic | Reader's Digest Skip to main content On compromising:

“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” —Ralphie May, comedian. If you can relate to these funny love quotes, you’ll love these hilarious love and marriage cartoons.

On things that matter:

“My life’s accomplishments? Sanity, and you.” —Elizabeth Gilbert, author, in Six-Word Memoirs. Don’t miss these funny relationship tweets that are hysterically accurate.

On learning as you go:

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.” —Jerry Seinfeld, comedian. Check out some of our favorite surprisingly inspirational quotes from top comedians.

On odd advertising choices:

“I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” —Paul McGinty, comic

On love making you reckless:

“Hearts never look both ways first.” —Tanya Jarrett, writer, in Six-Word Memoirs.

On finding the one:

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.”—Rita Rudner, comedian

On love providing calm in the storm:

“Everyone’s crazy except you and me.” —Mark Frauenfelder, journalist, in Six-Word Memoirs

On the secret to a lasting marriage:

“One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to be insane occasionally. We take turns on who gets to be which person.” —Christopher Meloni, actor. Show your true feelings on Valentine’s Day (and every day) with these beautiful and funny love quotes perfect for February 14.

On online “relationship statuses”:

“My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status ‘I’m getting a divorce’ he was the first one to click like.” —Giulia Rozzi, comic