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  Sweet, Funny Love Quotes for Your Inner Romantic | Reader's Digest Skip to main content On compromising: “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” —Ralphie May, comedian. If you can relate to these funny love quotes, you’ll love these hilarious love and marriage cartoons. On things that matter: “My life’s accomplishments? Sanity, and you.” —Elizabeth Gilbert, author, in Six-Word Memoirs. Don’t miss these funny relationship tweets that are hysterically accurate. On learning as you go: “Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.” —Jerry Seinfeld, comedian. Check out some of our favorite surprisingly inspirational quotes from top comedians. On odd advertising choices: “I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” —Paul McGinty, comic...

  “Since, then, you have been raised with Christ, set your hearts on things above, where Christ is, seated at the right hand of God. Set your minds on things above, not on earthly things.”  Colossians 3:1-2 “My son, give me your heart and let your eyes delight in my ways.”  Proverbs 23:26 “Then the man said, ‘Let me go, for it is daybreak.’ But Jacob replied, ‘I will not let you go unless you bless me.’”  Genesis 32:26 “To know God is to be transformed, and thus to be introduced to a life that could not otherwise be experienced.”  D. A. Carson “Jesus replied: ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’  Matthew 22:37 “We love because he first loved us.”  1 John 4:19 “But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.”  Matthew 6:33 “Sing to the LORD, all the earth; proclaim his salvation day after day. Declare his glory among the nations, his marvelous...

  Children see their parents like mini gods. They look for them for psychological and emotional support. As a child, remember to thank your parents for the sacrifices they had to go through to make your life comfortable. Parents to be can be overwhelmed by the thought of raising another human being, but looking at inspirational quotes about parents can give them the motivation they need. You don’t need a special occasion to say “thank you” to your mother and father for what they did in their whole life for you. There is no way to know how many sacrifices your parents made to make your life better and what you are today. Cute quotes for parents Quotes about parents should be about thanking them for raising you to be a wholesome person. Being a parent is a lifetime job. Children grow up and still adore their parents for the lessons learnt. The following are some great parents quotes for your father and mother. I appreciate your love. You are the best parent I could ever ask for. I ha...